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As Johnny Vegas would put it.....

Miguel
22:14, Thursday 20 April 2017
Call it obsessive, call it immature and tiresome, call it what you want but let's have them.....every image of a "we're not fickle" bedsheet, every video of a grand piano in the Bullring or a calamitous 'keeper howler. Post them up. They've all been posted before but it's that time that we should see them again.


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It's small-minded, it's mealy-mouthed but it's football and that's the way we are.
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Lee replying to Miguel
22:16, Thursday 20 April 2017
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22:28, Thursday 20 April 2017
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22:30, Thursday 20 April 2017
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22:33, Thursday 20 April 2017
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22:35, Thursday 20 April 2017
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22:36, Thursday 20 April 2017
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22:37, Thursday 20 April 2017
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22:38, Thursday 20 April 2017
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22:40, Thursday 20 April 2017
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Lee replying to Thongs
22:41, Thursday 20 April 2017
:D
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22:43, Thursday 20 April 2017
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bluearmyfaction replying to Thongs
22:44, Thursday 20 April 2017
Funny thing about that programme article is the headline. They had all the words, but couldn't work out the right order.
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Thongs replying to bluearmyfaction
22:46, Thursday 20 April 2017
:D

I've posted that a million times and never noticed!
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Passmore replying to Thongs
22:50, Thursday 20 April 2017
"Villa fan joins rowett Everton"

WTF? Is this an anagram? it doesn't even make sense in scouse.


*edit* bit slow posting ;)
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22:50, Thursday 20 April 2017
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The Bat replying to Ribeye
23:01, Thursday 20 April 2017


Thanks for keeping us up Gary
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Sir Digby Chicken Caesar replying to The Bat
01:06, Friday 21 April 2017
I always think this one sort of sums that lot up. Imagine Blues doing something this cringeworthy......it's not happening .....we'd never sink that low. They are very, very different.





God's speed to those ticketless Blues fans who are going to be drinking behind enemy lines. WMP are going to be busy bees on Sunday. Spot checking pubs all over the place. I blame the allocation. Would have been much easier policing fans in one area. Now we'll have a couple of thousand in filth park, a couple of thousand at the Blues and the aforementioned making the most of the day by getting as close to the game as they can with their mates ....whilst having a tot, of course.
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Johnny Vegas Knows the score - Proper bloke

Blue Zoot Saxonian replying to Miguel
03:37, Friday 21 April 2017
Zoot feels very dirty posting sh * like this on our site but note the studio engineer in Aston (stingdem fm probably) had "Blues" written on hers microphone (top silver part 1.13 and 2.00 - ish in) B)





'Hers' is a poor 'championee' that got dragged off X Factor into a sordid inbred 12 finger and toed tentacle fest. No doubt down the yenton or somewhere else like "Royal" Coalfield - infested with their dribbling nursery rhyme monsters...

Then there's this little Pathetic trinity church ditty that puts all the world in a rage.





Pious sc m is all tiny LITTLE unimportant willa can be regarded as. Even the masons would reject it - apparently? 8-)

Idea for away fans Sunday - take jellied eels - Judas Bruce would lap em up and implode... Harry can send them the expenses...

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Johnny Vegas Knows the score - go it alone - and cough tea monkey

Blue Zoot Saxonian replying to Blue Zoot Saxonian
04:02, Friday 21 April 2017
Ps Zoot f hates them scum :X

Knapps, Cotts and Grovo need to kick our boys into shape (it's not that you dont know - it's what they don't).

This is what we face (below) - you know the score lads

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It's like inbred cave people buzzing on the fact that they're so thick they can't see their own ironing (or irony)

One for the rubber neckers (and you dingles can stfu - little willa reject setting you lot alight ay ee (ee orr ee orr ee orr) )

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The "ee orrs" were donkey sounds - "little willa" refers to the sc m. Todays SOTV was brought to you by the letter "B" and the number "6" - a surburb of Witton (no longer Calthorpe) and for many many years no longer a big massive club owned by lord Calthorpe and his merry bumbas...

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07:16, Friday 21 April 2017
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The sorely missed Barry Austin/Wackadu somehow cut the head off the fattest of all the bastards on that photo and used it as an emoji back in the day
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bluenose1970 replying to Miguel
08:03, Friday 21 April 2017
Anyone got rhat Aston Villas anthems from the holte end YouTube clip from a few years back? .funny as feck
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08:13, Friday 21 April 2017


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PearlyKingsince62 replying to mr grimsdale
09:15, Friday 21 April 2017
Pissing myself here - top work Mr G :D
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B.A replying to Miguel
09:17, Friday 21 April 2017
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Even Gabby, the premier league's first disabled footballer, doesn't want to play for you any more.
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