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Advice Needed

Tilton Road Blue
21:38, Wednesday 11 October 2017
So I’ve just starting seeing a bird. Things are going well, seems nice enough etc.

But I have just had the unfortunate pleasure of discovering that she’s a viler. thumbs down

Do I make a run for it, or do I see it out and hope that the problem goes away? :(
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albert replying to Tilton Road Blue
21:49, Wednesday 11 October 2017
F*ck her off after you've mangled her. Don't be nice about it either, tell her you got what you wanted and now she's dead to you.
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Peakyblue replying to Tilton Road Blue
21:49, Wednesday 11 October 2017
Stick with it until 29 Oct. See how badly she takes the defeat and don’t gloat too much. It might all work out.
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generalBlue replying to Tilton Road Blue
22:01, Wednesday 11 October 2017
Offer her out
Is Rab guilty of being a....."whey faced poltroon" ? :-)))))
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StechyBlue replying to albert
22:02, Wednesday 11 October 2017
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F*ck her off after you've mangled her. Don't be nice about it either, tell her you got what you wanted and now she's dead to you.

Absolute ray of sunshine you are lol.
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albert replying to StechyBlue
22:04, Wednesday 11 October 2017
Always happy to give reasoned and honest advice based on my many years of experience.thumbs up
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Rab C Nesbitt replying to albert
22:09, Wednesday 11 October 2017
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albert
Always happy to give reasoned and honest advice based on my many years of experience.thumbs up
He asked, you answered.
Seems fair enough to me. Honesty is always best.
Fat Buddha - 'Rab C Nesbitt. He's a contrary fecker, but invariably right. He has his finger on the motherfecking pulse.'
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Micky Darrell replying to Tilton Road Blue
22:23, Wednesday 11 October 2017
Holte Ender?
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ben sotv replying to Tilton Road Blue
22:25, Wednesday 11 October 2017
I quite often say feck the vile, now you actually could....then bathe in bleach and never ever speak of this again.
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Le Mod replying to Tilton Road Blue
22:35, Wednesday 11 October 2017
Next time you're doing her, whisper into her ear.

"Now who's the Hole Tender"
@LeMod1875
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Tilton Rifle replying to Le Mod
22:36, Wednesday 11 October 2017
Very good
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oliver-smarmy replying to Tilton Road Blue
22:37, Wednesday 11 October 2017
If it looks likes a seal; sounds like a seal, and smells like a seal; then it's a seal my son. Keep clear.














You'll get really bad Aids and you know it
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bradspitts replying to Le Mod
22:37, Wednesday 11 October 2017
Yep that or sing we had you we had fun we had villa up the bum
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Tony Hancock replying to Tilton Road Blue
22:42, Wednesday 11 October 2017
Does she go to games ? If so, it would be pretty cr4p if you spent your Saturday's apart. Hell, it would be pretty cr4p if you were at the same game, but with opposing supporters.
If she doesn't, she just 'supports' the Villa. Then it's not the end of the world, and most likely, you feel more strongly about the Villa than she does.
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Hank Marvin replying to Tilton Road Blue
23:45, Wednesday 11 October 2017
I'd keep on it.

There's no doubt there are no thresholds left. She'll do absolutely anything, so enjoy yourself thumbs up
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Bluewurst replying to Tilton Road Blue
00:43, Thursday 12 October 2017
Banging a female Viler up the wrong Un while singing “shit on the villa” after beating them is one of lifes greatest pleasures

Take the opportunity young man, it’s not often you get to experience nirvana.






Caveat, absolute Nirvana is her cooking Sunday dinner the day after, but the chances of that these days are slim
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Calm Down Dear replying to Tilton Road Blue
00:56, Thursday 12 October 2017
Encourage a session over the back of the settee, whilst watching a DVD of the 3-0 at home at the start of the prem.
Reach the helter-skelter immediately after the 3rd goal goes in: bosh!
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Tilton Road Blue replying to Tony Hancock
06:57, Thursday 12 October 2017
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Does she go to games ? If so, it would be pretty cr4p if you spent your Saturday's apart. Hell, it would be pretty cr4p if you were at the same game, but with opposing supporters.
If she doesn't, she just 'supports' the Villa. Then it's not the end of the world, and most likely, you feel more strongly about the Villa than she does.

Some great replies in here lads. thumbs up

She used to go to games, but hasn’t done for years now, so she’s one that just ‘supports’ them. She also has a mixture of Blues and vile in her family.
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CheswickBlue replying to Tilton Road Blue
09:57, Thursday 12 October 2017
How fit is she?
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thethinblueline replying to Tilton Road Blue
10:04, Thursday 12 October 2017
Wouldn’t that make you and her family spunk brothers?
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Durham Blues replying to Tilton Road Blue
10:06, Thursday 12 October 2017
If her Mom's Blue you could do her and get some redemption
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STD replying to Tilton Road Blue
14:06, Thursday 12 October 2017
Destroy her backdoors. I don't mean just normal anal, I mean get your face and head in there, wear her like a hat. Ruin her so that no man will want to go near her again. Then tell her that it's not working out

Or Josef Fritzl her
Moist
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