07:06, Thu 6 Dec
Very much lifted from the pages of viz and undoubtedly been done to death on here before but what are SHAers tenious claims to fame?

I have a few but my most recent is: My wife's cousin's husband was once Matthew McFadyen's body double.
07:20, Thu 6 Dec
When the WWF (or whatever it was called about 10 years ago) came to the NEC the wrestlers stayed at the hotel I was working at.

When checking out, 'Mark Calloway' had two charges for 'Room Service 2' at the cost of £18.

'Room Service 2' was the code for porn.

That's the story of how I sold porn to Mark 'The Undertaker' Calloway.
DB
08:09, Thu 6 Dec
Was the The Best of The Beatles his greatest Beatles CD?
The Usual Suspect
08:13, Thu 6 Dec
DB
Mark 'The Undertaker' Calloway: Room Service 2? That sound disconcertingly vague
Gorra Go Tom: "You used this pay channel"

etc
1. I have given Teresa May a lift
2. My sister is quite big behind the scenes in TV and is Richard & Judy's auto biography and used to be the head honcho of Big Brother - I have been in the house twice. She also was the person that took Big Breakfast off air - She has worked on laods of other stuff.
3. If you remember Vic Callow - Blues supporting ref, that went right to the top of the game - My dad introduced him to refereeing.
10:50, Thu 6 Dec
That Welsh bloke will be along in a minute to tell us that his Mrs has an OBE
10:51, Thu 6 Dec
And that bloke who sniffed Carol Vordermans arse while she was going up a ladder
I can’t remeber who, but on one of these threads, someone said they once condemned Rusty Lee’s boiler and said “she didn’t do her trademark laugh that day”.
Dougie Bell?
10:59, Thu 6 Dec
My Dad worked on Challenge Anneka when they went to Romania and somehow found himself in the big blue truck with her pants on his head!



I have also been on a tv gameshow and been in the papers through work numerous times
10:59, Thu 6 Dec
Bluesince62
Dougie Bell?

Her own fault for letting a teacher look at it.
11:01, Thu 6 Dec
Good point 😂
11:02, Thu 6 Dec
thethinblueline
My Dad worked on Challenge Anneka when they went to Romania and somehow found himself in the big blue truck with her pants on his head!



I have also been on a tv gameshow and been in the papers through work numerous times

what game show?
11:07, Thu 6 Dec
And that bloke who sniffed Carol Vordermans arse while she was going up a ladder

Yeah, that was me. I haven't washed my face since either (it was about 1990 :) )
11:13, Thu 6 Dec
Forgot my gameshow stint when I was on strike it lucky and was kissed by Michael Barrymore

* Sits down and waits for the abuse to start
11:14, Thu 6 Dec
And that bloke who sniffed Carol Vordermans arse while she was going up a ladder

Yeah, that was me. I haven't washed my face since either (it was about 1990 :) )


I did also go out for a meal in Capetown with F.W. De Klerk Jnr in around 2000.
Whilst De Klerk Snr was "credited" with helping bring apartheid to an end in South Africa (yeah, I know!), his son was a bigoted w*nker.
I'll save the story for another time, but it was a cringe-filled evening that I wouldn't want to repeat.
11:15, Thu 6 Dec
Forgot my gameshow stint when I was on strike it lucky and was kissed by Michael Barrymore

* Sits down and waits for the abuse to start
Was this "sitting down" part during the kiss, or did he kiss you first and then sit you down?
11:16, Thu 6 Dec
As long as it was no where near a swimming pool your alright
11:17, Thu 6 Dec
I met Sir Ranulph Fiennes, Prince Charles and shared a cigarette with Joanna Lumley all on the same day.

Beat that Mudda fokkers....
JCL
11:18, Thu 6 Dec
My sister is the only person to appear on the Crystal Maze twice.
"Don’t hang about here, its decidedly unhealthy"