05:36, Sat 12 Jan
' Unauthorised Rubbish '.- Been going on for years .
There is a solution ...you don't have to see it, read it or try to make sense of it anymore , just put Artist
on ' User Ignore '.
Thank me later.
Rosie ....Ohh Rosie ....I'd like to paint your knickers Blue and White !
07:04, Sat 12 Jan
How do you know it’s dog shoite?

The smell mucka
08:25, Sat 12 Jan
I got home last night and quickly lifted the lid on the bin to see if the bin men had emptied it, prior to me moving it from the front of the house to the back.

Imagine my surprise when I saw that some cheeky fecker had put a dog turd into my empty bin. To be fair they had bagged the turd prior to deposit. But in my world it’s a liberty to use space in another mans bin without asking.

Putting a turd in is a whole level of wrong.

Sorry mate, i bought it back from West Ham as a souvenir but i couldn't put up with the smell any longer. They had plenty of shit available like keyrings and half and half scarves but i thought I'd go for something less cringey so filled my 5p bag from westfield with horse shit.