13:52, Wed 22 Jan
Is the end of your garden the top or bottom?
Bottom of course.
Depends if it's got a slope or not
Is the end of your garden the top or bottom?

Well my back door is my front so my front garden is my back it's weird. eff knows who built Chelsmley.
Was bottom when I had one, a garden I mean.
What kind of lunatic would say I'm going to the top of the garden?
Top because there is a slope.
Its 'down the bottom' - so the end.
14:16, Wed 22 Jan
We don't call our feet our bottoms
I live on a hill, and my back garden has four levels with the top one pretty much in line with the roof - so clearly top.
SHA's Resident Estate Agent
14:38, Wed 22 Jan
Nor our head our top.
14:51, Wed 22 Jan
Level with the roof?

You live in a hole?
14:52, Wed 22 Jan
He's a hobbit
14:55, Wed 22 Jan
But a leg has a bottom at the top
NotFitToLaceDeanPeersBoots
Is the end of your garden the top or bottom?
Both
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