16:36, Sat 24 Oct
1) A matchstick
2) A drawing pin
3) A penny coin

Any more?
An onion bag?
Why don’t you step away from the keyboard and get a life?
Scrap that. None of them can.
Why don’t you step away from the keyboard and get a life?
16:45, Sat 24 Oct
Doug Stamper
1) A matchstick
2) A drawing pin
3) A penny coin

Any more?
Advertising hoardings
Jude Bellingham - "Once a blue, always a blue" “This is my Club, I love the Club to bits. I’d die for this Club”
16:46, Sat 24 Oct
A cow's arse with a banjo?
The Belle of St. Trillions
16:50, Sat 24 Oct
Cow no, bulls yes
Jude Bellingham - "Once a blue, always a blue" “This is my Club, I love the Club to bits. I’d die for this Club”
17:14, Sat 24 Oct
A team mate?
17:45, Sat 24 Oct
Hit plenty of those today.
18:59, Sat 24 Oct
Doug Stamper
Any more?

You missed off the obligatory “postage stamp”
You know I love that violence that you get around here.
That kind of ready-steady violence. That violent 'how do you do'
19:10, Sat 24 Oct
Fall Purr Long
Doug Stamper
Any more?

You missed off the obligatory “postage stamp”

also, a “sixpence”, although that was more a ‘Turn on a..’ rather than ‘Hit’ in fairness
22:19, Sat 24 Oct
Covered the sixpence with the penny coin bit tbf.

That diagonal ball midway through the second half was beautiful more for it's sheer nonchancalence than anything else. Hit it like a golf swing.
09:29, Sun 25 Oct
Big Ron may give a ‘Spotter’s Badge’