Charlie George,
Suoerstar
Wears frilly knickers
and a playtex bra
Me and my mate were STH’s in Block 5 when the Tilton and Kop had the Sullivan and Gold make over. One game we’ve scored and we all do that standing up cheering thing that creates that wonderful noise and commotion. A few moments later I’m getting tapped on the back and I turn round and the bloke behind me is pointing a few rows further back to someone trying to get my attention. The fella is pointing furiously and intimating he’s lost something that has fallen by us. Me and my mate look down and there’s a set of false teeth on the floor by us. The fella must have over celebrated the goal and they shot out and landed by us.
Thought you were going to say they were Sullivans teeth when you mentioned him or even Brady’s 🤣
He wanted us to pass them back, but we were like you can eff off, I ain’t touching them. He then made his way down, we shifted and he bent over, grabbed em and shoved them straight back in his gob.
RibeyeOff the top of my head...
Enklemann goal
The ball boy who strolled on the pitch mid game
I was playing the old course and my golf ball was picked up by a seagull and effed into the sea
Rags1982 , the European champions rocking up against us on boxing day, their fans predicting 6 and 7 goal wins to them, watching them all sneaking out after being humbled by little small heath 3-0, the pubs that night were Villa free, their fans cried for months and hid away
One of my all time great games ... St Andrews was absolutely packed like a sardine tin. I've been there all the way back to the 60s but never felt so crowded on the Kop as that day. Official attendance was 43,864 - but i swear there was at least 55-60,000 squeezed in that day.
Brilliant day.
Vs Millwall, 1967 or thereabouts.
Whoever thought it was a good idea to have a load of scantily dressed models dancing in front of the the Tilton at half time deserves a lifertime achievement award.
Absolute carnage
Big Roger Hynd sitting hard man Tommy smith on his arse, for crocking Trev
The Vile ans giving it billy biguns behind a gate when the other gate was open
The let’s all do the Venga chant
So many really
Taylor Gardner-Hickman crawling back on the pitch vs Rotherham.
(Sorry I’m new, I was a Wrexham fan until January)
Garry O'Connor woah woah
Garry O'Connor woah woah
He shagged a prostitute
and now he's a substitute
Was very funny
Fat Buddha OBECharlie George,
Suoerstar
Wears frilly knickers
and a playtex bra
He shot, he missed, he must be effing pissed, Andy Gray - Andy Gray...
Oh yeah, and just remembered...Hankin, Hankin stop yer effing vvankin...
Robbie Savage going beserk after equalising for Blackburn with a scuffed shot on his first return to Stans. Only to be silenced a minute later when Forsell bagged the winner.
"ROBBIE SAVAGE, WHAT A W**KER, WHAT A W**KER" sung in unison by every man, woman and child in the ground, pretty much for the rest of the remaining 20 minutes. Fully deserved and very funny to see his little face snarled up with anger and running full-pelt down the tunnel at the final whistle.
Don Weston running up the wing, looking up decided to take a shot and hit the corner flag on the same side that he was running.
Meanwhile at the other place, Jackie Sewell took a throw in, which went straight across the pitch,
nobbody touched it and it went out for a throw on the other side of the pitch.
This might have been at Chelsea not at Blues.
I remember Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink shanking a shot so badly it went out for a throw in further back up the pitch than the point where he tried to shoot from.
Quite spectacularly bad from a top player.
There's something great about world class players failing to do the basics.
One of the funniest was the Kanu chant, well it amused me.
Didn't George Best play in a testimonial for someone in late 80's or early 90's?
Clearly been on the sauce before the game. Absolute comedy gold.