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50 quid! I'd like to know where you are getting it that cheap? Asking for a friend.

Dunno, just plucked that figure out of my arse

Tandy

Put his finger up two Cardiff player's arses, or at least tried to [allegedly].

The report says body parts so I read it as testicles. The anus is an orifice.

Early contender for post of the year

It's also a fair description of a couple of posters on here 😀

Thought that was the club from Leyton.

Tandy

Put his finger up two Cardiff player's arses, or at least tried to [allegedly].

Surprised there's not a criminal case.

This is a real shocker

There's a time and a place for making a pass at someone, jeez

Few people making light of what could be considered sexual assault

Disappointing

Few people making light of what could be considered sexual assault

Disappointing

Was just about to post something similar.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try the other hole for a change.

She said “No way!!! I’m not going to risk getting pregnant!!”

...strange episode all round 😤

.....the commission said it did not accept Clarke's view that "neither of the acts were intentional" and said there was "no plausible explanation to be touching an opponent's private body parts during a game [especially when the match itself was not in motion]

Looks like Swindon have gone back to the classic Hoddle formation with one playing in the hole.

Not football but Aussie rugby league player John Hopoate also did something similar abt 25 yrs ago.

Down under?