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Makes him look like he has escaped from the Bayeux Tapestry.

Uses Mark Leonards barber.

Ha! Yes it's weird, on what planet is that sexy?

Wet Spam lifeline.. dodgy keeping that

I thought so at first but the ball has moved loads. Not sure he could have done much to get that

Very harsh to blame the keeper there … just Carragher spouting sh1te again

Not sure whether he’d decided he could reach it but, he did pull his hand away

JohnP

Ha! Yes it's weird, on what planet is that sexy?

It might have been the look to have in the late 11th century.
Not so much today.

Probably got a super model girlfriend

JohnP

Ha! Yes it's weird, on what planet is that sexy?

It might have been the look to have in the late 11th century.
Not so much today.

I think he's trying to kid himself that his hair hasn't gone full Bobby Charlton. Just shave it off and have done with it mate - its gone! Or have a word with John 'Turkey Hair' Eustace.

See also the snooker player Judd Trump who is in a similar level of hair related denial.

He’s not shite about the downright cheating players conning the ref. More commentators should do the same

Yes he was spot on about that

It’s a close call between haircut and psychiatric patient.

He does look like some of the characters in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

I read that he has 'trademarked' his celebration, what does that mean, he can sue someone who copies it? No fear of anyone copying his haircut.