21:02, Sun 24 May
My Mom (88) round for dinner tonight, chatting about this and that, as you do…

Subject of having kids out of wedlock came up in conversation and she said it was “living over the brush”, one I hadn’t heard before.
Replying to ChimneySweepover   21:32, Sun 24 May
Dad used to say " I'll go to the foot of our stairs" to express astonishnent. Up the wooden hill was bedtime. Aunts & Uncles pronounced vegetables as Veg-et-ables.
Replying to ChimneySweepover   21:40, Sun 24 May
Try to pull the wool over my nans eyes and she would retort with this little gem.
Hang about, I aint as green as I am cabbage looking.

When we were talking about the male patern baldness, that runs through our family.
Don't worry about it, our kid. The grass never grows on a busy street.
Replying to Dennis Langan   22:48, Sun 24 May
My dad, on his birthday, always used to say, "not a bad age for a pig."

I say it now. ☺️
Fall down, if you love the booze.
Replying to Dennis Langan   22:52, Sun 24 May
My gran and my aunties, when talking about somebody being shocked or surprised, would quite often say, "you could knock her eyes off with a stick."

I don't use that one as much, but it still makes me smile.
Fall down, if you love the booze.
Replying to Diego Cava   00:01, Mon 25 May
My Gran - Stop looking like that or you’ll stick like it if the wind changes - harsh as I couldn’t help it!
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Replying to Anygivensaturfay   00:21, Mon 25 May
If I don't see you through the week . . . . I'll see you through the window.

I'd rather keep you a week than a fortnight
Replying to shd   00:52, Mon 25 May
Scarecrow tig


Also a long way round “round the Wreakin” was blanked in Yorkshire as was “it’s looking black over Bob’s way “ for incoming rain
Replying to Dave Langan   01:32, Mon 25 May
Dave Langan
Dad used to say " I'll go to the foot of our stairs" to express astonishnent. Up the wooden hill was bedtime. Aunts & Uncles pronounced vegetables as Veg-et-ables.

My dad b*stardised this one by adding in a little Cockney rhyming slang. Hence: “I’ll go to the foot of our apples & pears”.

And I seem to remember him saying:
“As long as Livery Street”

A “skiff” and a “miskin”. Terms from his childhood that he had sketchy memory of (born in the Gun Quarter in 1928) but I think one was a gutter and the other a dustbin. Not sure which way round.

Speaking of dustbins - my Aussie wife has never understood this term. It’s really a lot more than a dust receptacle. However I do remember them to be made of galvanised steel and unlike today’s wheelie bins, they could probably handle hot ashes.

Apologies to any current Brum dwellers for the protracted details of waste disposal. I know it’s a sore point.
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