B_C_F_C   1
Replying to BlueWire   14:49, Tue 26 May
BlueWire
My dad used to say "5 and 20 past" rather than "25 past" (usually as a hurry-up when we were meant to be somewhere by half past)

That's just old English isn't it?

As i "four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie"

"Three score years and ten" (70)
23/01/20 Mad: I'll stop moaning now.
B_C_F_C   0
Replying to B_C_F_C   14:50, Tue 26 May
B_C_F_C
BlueWire
My dad used to say "5 and 20 past" rather than "25 past" (usually as a hurry-up when we were meant to be somewhere by half past)

That's just comes from old English doesn't it?

As in "four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie"

"Three score years and ten" (70)
23/01/20 Mad: I'll stop moaning now.
BlueWire   0
Replying to B_C_F_C   14:56, Tue 26 May
B_C_F_C
B_C_F_C
BlueWire
My dad used to say "5 and 20 past" rather than "25 past" (usually as a hurry-up when we were meant to be somewhere by half past)

That's just comes from old English doesn't it?

As in "four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie"

"Three score years and ten" (70)

Well he is quite old.....
Wyndcliff   0
Replying to generalBlue   15:02, Tue 26 May
generalBlue
Wyndcliff
generalBlue
Put the wood in the 'ole. - Shut the door
Get out the 'orse road
Chloe you're a funny un , got a face like a pickled onion ( Our mom to my daughter ).
You yampy buggar.
Ta-rah a bit.
Our kid's babby and his wench.
I'm starvin , gunnu have a piece with jam on it.
Goo and play up yer own end or I'll lamp ya
Stop chobblin them rocks.

More or less my list, too. From a 60s / 70s Small Heath childhood. 😌

👍👍👍Small Heath , Sparkhill then Yardley Wood childhood

You’ll do for me 👍
Replying to Wyndcliff   15:06, Tue 26 May
Lots of these not exclusive to Brum and used in the Black Country.
Is cog haver used in Brum? As in your Mon saying “if you keep playing up, you’ll have the biggest cog haver when yer Dad gets back”

Also “goo an play on the motorway” when you were getting on yer Mom’s nerves.
Alive. Early starter. Enricher of lives
Replying to LondonAndy   15:11, Tue 26 May
LondonAndy
Ricky Blotto
Evidently not a Brum thing but this thread made me thinking of my dear old nan yelling "I'll have your guts for garters!" at me. What a horrible saying 😅

In a similar horrible vein, my uncle from the west of Ireland, when hungry, would often say, "I could eat the arm off a scabby child."

I have lots of family in the west of Ireland never heard anyone say that .

In Brum when I was younger people "could eat a scabby horse" when they were hungry.
Replying to Sheev Palpatine   15:12, Tue 26 May
Sheev Palpatine
Not sure if this is Brummie or Irish as never heard anyone other than my family use it. If something is shit it’s “desperate”.

“The film was shit” - “it was a desperate film”

“XYZ is a shithole” - “it’s a desperate place”

Very Irish.
Replying to BlueWire   15:19, Tue 26 May
Which is very old English, of course. "Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie". And still is in German, vierundzwanzig &c.

"Bird" incidentally used to refer only to small songbirds. Our generic word for bird was the one that is still generic in German and Scandinavian languages - "fowl" (Vögel/Fugl).
Replying to ForeverFrancis   15:20, Tue 26 May
ForeverFrancis
Sheev Palpatine
Not sure if this is Brummie or Irish as never heard anyone other than my family use it. If something is shit it’s “desperate”.

“The film was shit” - “it was a desperate film”

“XYZ is a shithole” - “it’s a desperate place”

Very Irish.
Also how Captain Scott described the South Pole.
Charcy   0
Replying to ForeverFrancis   15:20, Tue 26 May
I’ve heard people say something’s desperate in that sense and the Irish is fairly far back in my family. I thought it was fairly common.
Replying to ForeverFrancis   15:20, Tue 26 May
For somebody who was either a bity crazy or a generally a bit dim or confused

" He doesn't know whether he is in the Co-Op or the Maypole "
Charcy   0
Replying to Charcy   15:24, Tue 26 May
Charcy
I’ve heard people say something’s desperate in that sense and the Irish is fairly far back in my family. I thought it was fairly common.

Just looked it’s common usage that goes back hundreds of years. Not an Irish thing.
Zublue   0
Replying to ForeverFrancis   15:32, Tue 26 May
My old man used to say “was you born in a barn?” whenever any of us left the door open, and also,
when greeting blokes he’d say “alright wack”.
Don’t know if these are Brummie or what?
Replying to Charcy   15:45, Tue 26 May
Charcy
Charcy
I’ve heard people say something’s desperate in that sense and the Irish is fairly far back in my family. I thought it was fairly common.

Just looked it’s common usage that goes back hundreds of years. Not an Irish thing.

It's a word in the English dictionary so of course anybody can use it . Never heard anybody but Irish people use the word for a variety of ailments or mishaps .

Definitely an Irish thing , but I guess if Google says it isn't then it can't be .
mad   0
Replying to sydneyblue   15:47, Tue 26 May
Great big bobowler

To describe both;

a) if a giant moth had got stuck in the lamp shade casting shadows in the big room

b) dark threatening clouds overhead about to burst