SHA Small Heath Alliance

A new low, even by their recent standards!

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Lost by 90 to Nepal in a t20...

In one of my madder moments, and because I've got hundreds of thousands of air miles to use up, I considered going to India and maybe catching a bit of one of the Test matches and some of the girl's World Cup.

Then I came to my senses and realised I'd be travelling a long way to watch the West Indies.

Come to Perth instead, I could do with someone as equally as negative as me to complain with.

I didn't realise you were going!

I looked at that too, but I can't do it now I'm afraid.

And I'm feckin' realistic, not negative. 😘