12:00, Mon 11 Jun
BCFC are closing in on a new signing

[www.birminghammail.co.uk]
12:05, Mon 11 Jun
Pederson but tells you eff all you don't already know.
Thongs
Number8 is the worlds best forum poster. FACT. End of chat.
12:09, Mon 11 Jun
Before opening this article, it came to our attention YESTERDAY via the Birmingham mail that Pedersen looked close to joining because his current club have signed another left back to replace him.

I was hoping before clicking on the article that it would say something about the player agreeing terms and travelling to Birmingham to complete the deal.

Nope. It's word for word copied from yesterday's article. It just can't get any worse for this paper.
12:19, Mon 11 Jun
They are absolutely awful.