13:55, Fri 9 Nov
Properly fecked twice

14:10, Fri 9 Nov
A long time ago I had a similar situation with a girl who missed putting her hand on the bed, and went head first into my clothes horse with my washing on...completely wrecked the clothes horse.
14:12, Fri 9 Nov
Sounds like it still rankles. At least you didn’t sue her for a new clothes horse.
14:16, Fri 9 Nov
There may have been a bit of contributory negligence on my part.
14:22, Fri 9 Nov
The only falling any of my partners have ever don - is asleep.
14:26, Fri 9 Nov
They should think themselves lucky if we go by this case.