11:39, Wed 13 Mar
Or your mate has stitched you up with the border police

Bastard. Utter bastard
19:44, Thu 14 Mar
Sometimes it's good to sit down and take the risk, fortifies your immune system.
20:13, Thu 14 Mar
Very similar but one of the actions your pants will be down by your ankles

Pressing the wrong button?
21:26, Thu 14 Mar
The Right Reverend Charcy Blue Blue
How can u shit on a train it's got to be near on possible to stay sitting

Bit confused by this, are you not able to sit down on a train?

Not if you're Jeremy Corbyn, no.
Old MacDonald had a farm. EU, EU... Oh.