21:58, Tue 12 Mar
Anyone else had the pleasure of hearing the talking toilet whilst taking a shite on Virgin Trains?
Perhaps the most irritating act of thoughtlessness I've seen from him, and that's saying something.
22:17, Tue 12 Mar
effing tax dodger
22:19, Tue 12 Mar
The first time that happened I was a little worse for wear. With the faux friendly and chatty tone, bursting for a wazz and a bumpy journey, I thought I was completely losing it. So yes, yes I have.
22:32, Tue 12 Mar
How can u shit on a train it's got to be near on possible to stay sitting
22:37, Tue 12 Mar
Yachter
Anyone else had the pleasure of hearing the talking toilet whilst taking a shite on Virgin Trains?
Perhaps the most irritating act of thoughtlessness I've seen from him, and that's saying something.

Went off him when he started lecturing people on the Brexit vote, sat in the Virgin Islands.
22:46, Tue 12 Mar
I have tried this once and it was unpleasant. Sometimes you just gotta go eh
carlsblues
How can u shit on a train it's got to be near on possible to stay sitting

Bit confused by this, are you not able to sit down on a train?
22:50, Tue 12 Mar
This is true u can only clench for so long
carlsblues
How can u shit on a train it's got to be near on possible to stay sitting

Bit confused by this, are you not able to sit down on a train?

On a loo seat u silly pudding
I'm still confused. I'm starting to think I don't sit properly when I shit, now.

Arent the two actions quite similar?
Very similar but one of the actions your pants will be down by your ankles
07:43, Wed 13 Mar
Feckin hover. Sitting down on them bogs will infect you with serious diseases.
08:20, Wed 13 Mar
Probably best to just shit in yer kegs. That's what I do
09:53, Wed 13 Mar
albi
Feckin hover. Sitting down on them bogs will infect you with serious diseases.

Great for the thigh muscles too
Lots of toilet paper Albi. Obviously using them is a last resort.

May as well sit down and relax as you get enough worry that the automatic lock won't have worked.
Or your mate has stitched you up with the border police

Bastard. Utter bastard
@Bluewurst1875
19:44, Thu 14 Mar
Sometimes it's good to sit down and take the risk, fortifies your immune system.
20:13, Thu 14 Mar
carlsblues
Very similar but one of the actions your pants will be down by your ankles

Pressing the wrong button?
The Right Reverend Charcy Blue Blue
carlsblues
How can u shit on a train it's got to be near on possible to stay sitting

Bit confused by this, are you not able to sit down on a train?

Not if you're Jeremy Corbyn, no.
Old MacDonald had a farm. EU, EU... Oh.