15:40, Sun 14 Apr
Never forget that game against QPR a few years back when he ran the show, brilliant player on his day, very good and very intelligent pundit but a total knob.
21:30, Sun 14 Apr
Chinned the Barnsley manager in the tunnel after the game, leaving him bleeding.

Police then stopped the car he was in after he was leaving the ground - what a tw*t

Class A1 fanny. The birch is too good for him.

I used to know someone who knew the helicopter pilot who used to fly him from Manchester to Newcastle when he was playing for Toon. Everyone's opinions on him that match my opening sentence, is correct.
Into The Shadows playing live at...

8th June - Albert Lawn Tennis Club, Wolverhampton
15th June - Thornton Little Theatre, Thornton
2nd August - Exmouth Pavilion
10th August - Prince of Wales Theatre, Cannock
17th August - Floral Pavilion, New Brighton
28th September - Evesham Arts Centre
15th November - Brewhouse Arts Centre, Burton