January Transfers

dork
07:59, Monday 1 Jan 2024

dork
07:59, Mon 1 Jan
qualities of any incoming players I'd like to see

1) I think a man bun is essential

2) a doubled barrel surname

3) neck tattoo's


and i know i'm asking a lot here but if they play in brightly coloured boots that would be the cherry on top
Tom Brady's Statins
08:26, Mon 1 Jan
Don't forget small shin pads and low socks
'I truly believe that at some point during his Pompey tenure, Cotterill stated into the abyss and was met, after a time, with the gentlest of breezes and carried upon that breeze was a tiny, sweet voice, whispering "Everyone knows you're a ****". Over and over and over.' - The Secret Footballer, on Steve Cotterill.
Ribeye
10:36, Mon 1 Jan
Lee Von-Camp
Mr Miyagi and the X-Men
11:29, Mon 1 Jan
....got to have holes cut in the back of their socks and wear gloves when it's not cold 😤
Meatloaf's daughter
11:56, Mon 1 Jan
dork
qualities of any incoming players I'd like to see

1) I think a man bun is essential

2) a doubled barrel surname

3) neck tattoo's


and i know i'm asking a lot here but if they play in brightly coloured boots that would be the cherry on top

I’d like to see some more players with big bushy beards
Ribeye
11:59, Mon 1 Jan
Meatloaf's daughter
dork
qualities of any incoming players I'd like to see

1) I think a man bun is essential

2) a doubled barrel surname

3) neck tattoo's


and i know i'm asking a lot here but if they play in brightly coloured boots that would be the cherry on top

I’d like to see some more players with big bushy beards

Try watching blues ladies