mad
17:31, Wed 12 Mar
Listening to Donald Trump for a whole hour. Thought I'd get trump derangement syndrome but I'm 6 pints deep and it all makes sense
17:58, Wed 12 Mar
TresorLuntala
Getting to the end of a bag of sweets, go to chuck the bag in the bin and realise I have one sweet left. Oooo the delight.

In the same vein, finding the bonus fries at the bottom of a Burger King bag. Bonus fries are 50% bigger and taste 2x better even though they're allegedly exactly the same as the fries that remained in their container. Sorcery.
19:12, Wed 12 Mar
Turning on the telly and realizing football that you weren't expecting is on.
19:37, Wed 12 Mar
Being 'goosed'unexpectedly by a cheeky female in the pub
Dance before the music is over.
Enjoy every minute.
20:06, Wed 12 Mar
mad
mad
Listening to Donald Trump for a whole hour. Thought I'd get trump derangement syndrome but I'm 6 pints deep and it all makes sense

On the paintstripper again?
20:17, Wed 12 Mar
Seeing the bin men turn up and do their job.

Most people on here won't get this as most people on here don't live anywhere near Birmingham.
20:21, Wed 12 Mar
Getting a pet on RuneScape

Yes I know I’m a dork
20:22, Wed 12 Mar
You ent on heroes and villans
20:25, Wed 12 Mar
Never heard of it