The ones I don’t like:
‘You’re just a shit (insert rival team here)’ - so literally all we get is you’re just a shit Aston Villa 10x a game
The one they sing when the keeper takes a goal kick
‘Football in a library…’
Gabriel, Gabriel, Gabriel your mother is a lady of the night… of the night..
Shit on the chateau
Shit on the chateau tonight
auto-eroticism auto-eroticism auto-eroticism auto-eroticism Wanderers
Drop by the Midlands we guarantee,
Artisan Cafes, boulangerie.
We don't use Aldi, we don't use Costco
Because we are the gender neutrals from Solihull Borders
I enjoy farm shop ham
I have property in Fulham
I know what and it's buy to let
I wanna do my weekly shop at Whole Foods
Cos I, don't ever watch, my TV.
The hugely embarrassing yipppee aye aye shite.
I can't believe that so called adults actually sing it.
Grow up FFS !
Agreed - but then the only other song that lot seem to be able to remember is the lyric 'veelah' sung repeatedly ad nauseum
Oh I do find situating oneself cheek by jowl with the littoral very adjacent
Oh I do find situating oneself cheek by jowl with the briny very adjacent
Oh I do find stretching one's legs along the esplanade luxuriating
Where the sinfoniettas exhalt "Row row row your boat gently away from me Brazilbion"
Chim chiminee
Chim chiminee
Chim chim cheroo
My wife's BMW's
in Estoril Blue
We support
We support
We support our local craft fair market and range of diverse local upper end bars and restaurants
'Sit down, shut up'
Sadly ive heard us singing it
And
'You're not vey good, you're not very good to tune of knees up mother brown
Dislike Aston Villa,
Dislike those people a lot
Unless you feel uncomfortable.
Try to be understanding
They must have been cruelly treated
Aw feck it, I hate them, they had a choice and blew it.
Soz, couldn't keep it up.
If I had the wings of a Peacock.
If had had the Derriere of a Flamingo. I'd Fly over Arston Viler.
And drop roses on the who's the dad gang below.