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Using this site as a yardstick and to the tune of London Bridge is falling down...


Krystian Bielik's very good
yes he is, no he's not
Krystian Bielik's very good
He's slow but quick, too

Rags

To the tune of the “Can Can” chorus

‘Tony, Tony van Mierlo. Tony van Mierlo, Tony van ….M-la la la la la la la” (repeat)

or in another homage to our past

‘Tony, Tony’s banned from Airflow. Tony’s banned from Airflow. Tony’s banned from ….la la la la la la la” (repeat).

I realise these may only resonate with fans of a certain vintage.

A more contemporary ‘chant’ or ditty that floated my boat was “egg, sausage, cake and beans. Everybody knows what it means.” I remember this being sung on repeat up at Bolton one season and bizarrely it sent the locals up the wall - which encouraged us to continue singing it with gusto. Without doubt it was the longest lasting continuous ‘chant’ I’ve ever experienced. Love it to have another airing.

I remember it as "egg, bacon, sausage and beans"

a lad got thrown out at Middlesbrough away good few years back for singing this along with id rather be a pasty than a pie, stewards at Middlesbrough were always jobs worth's.

Come to Birmingham and you will see
Tony Mowbray eating Cadbury….

Rags

Based on how much he obviously like his chocolate

see....






To the tune of "i would walk 500 miles"

Oh he could eat 500 bars
and then he'd eat 500 more
'Cos when it comes to Dairy Milk
He stacks them higher than a door
Tony Mowbray - Mr Cadbury
Tony Mowbray - Mr Cadbury


Here for the chocolate
He's only here for the chocolate

It was definitely
Egg, sausage,cake & beans, everybody knows what it means

Eat sausage bacon and beans everybody knows what it means .. seems like we were all singing different versions

Under the bar and in the net

Repeat ad nauseum

Fair enough, never heard that version 👍🏻

Come to Birmingham and you will see
Tony Mowbray eating Cadbury….
He dunks his biscuits, tea's his drink
He hates the v*ll*, they fecking stink

Inspector Montalbano

Eat sausage bacon and beans everybody knows what it means .. seems like we were all singing different versions

All as equally side splitting as each other though.

My favourite from a few years ago and still relevant .

Joe fagin’s livin alright

When you go to St Andrews and you always lose that’s typical blues .. that’s typical blues
When you go out and score but only manage a draw that’s typical blues .. that’s typical blues
Well I know I shoulda stayed in at home
But I like it when I can have a moan
When you go the shop and they’ve ran out of bread that’s typical blues .

When you walk through the park and get sh*t on your shoes that’s typical blue that’s typical blues.
When you want a beer by the ground but the pubs have closed down that’s typical blues.. that’s typical blues.
Well I know I should have stayed in at home but I like it when I can have a moan
When you go to the shop and they’ve ran out of milk that’s typical blues.

When you get a new gaffer and you jeer and you boo that’s typical blues , that’s typical blues
When the tannoy systems broken since 2002 that’s typical blues . That’s typical blues .
Well I know I should have stayed in at home but I like it when I can have a moan
When you go the shop and they’ve ran out of fags that’s typical blues

Come to Birmingham and you will see
Tony Mowbray eating Cadbury….
He dunks his biscuits, tea's his drink
He hates the v*ll*, they fecking stink

😤

Surely a classic "La Donna e Mobile" for the choccy

# Oh, Tony Mow-ber-ree
# He loves his Cad-ber-ree
# Farewell, Signor Rooney
# Crap, just like Galaxy

Ithangyew

Southy

Come to Birmingham and you will see
Tony Mowbray eating Cadburys….

He don't eat Galaxy and he don't eat Mars
We are the Cadbury eaters!

Come to Birmingham and you will see
Tony Mowbray eating Cadbury….
He dunks his biscuits, tea's his drink
He hates the v*ll*, they fecking stink

Go to Aston and you will see
11 fairies and dick emery
He don't drink whiskey and he don't drink rum
As Salam u alaikum

Inspector Montalbano

Eat sausage bacon and beans everybody knows what it means .. seems like we were all singing different versions

A bit like Keep Right On then