I really think we need to come up with a simple, catchy ditty for Stan, in order to show him how much we appreciate him and his unfailing commitment (and quality) despite being played out of position several times
I really think he's the type who would respond to some loud love from us and be even better than he is now
You can see he loves some sh***housery and is also a real wind up merchant when he scores.
I get the impression he's desperate to lead the celebrations etc.
Must be someone on here who can come up with something bang on
Jay Stansfield is on the pitch
Birmingham Blues are on the piss
Stansfield staying 4 more months
Scoring loads and loads of goals
StechyBlue, he's never seen you play, he's never seen you play, he's never seen you play.
DanStechyBlue, he's never seen you play, he's never seen you play, he's never seen you play.
Stansfield plays football, Stechyblue plays po-ol
Repeat for the whole of the second half.
To the Conga tune:
"We're not scared of Anfield
We've got young Jay Stansfield
Tra la la la..."
It's murder at St Andrews
But you'd better not kill the groove
It's murder at St Andrews
But you'd better not steal the moves
Jay, is gonna burn this goddamn house right down
Don't leave me this way
I can't survive
i can't stay alive,
without your goals
oh Jay Don't leave me this way
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Stanno!
My heart is full of love as you hit the net
Now com'on down St Andrews and make them sweat
You started this fire down in my soul
Now feck off Fulham and score our goals
Com'on, satisfy the need in me '
Cause with you upfront, we're going Premier League
Heres to you, super Jay Stanfield. Blues will love you more than you will know.
Feck off Fulham, he's staying at Blues.
Worcester BlueDon't leave me this way
I can't survive
i can't stay alive,
without your goals
oh Jay Don't leave me this way
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Stanno!
My heart is full of love as you hit the net
Now com'on down St Andrews and make them sweat
You started this fire down in my soul
Now feck off Fulham and score our goals
Com'on, satisfy the need in me '
Cause with you upfront, we're going Premier League
Like 👍
Simple, well known and old school
Hark now hear the Tilton sing
A new king’s born today
His name is Jay Stansfield
And he’s better than *anything we’ve currently got striker wise
*Or He’s better than Frank Mobley
He would rather have a cob than a bap.
He’d rather gambol than forward roll.
And he’d rather have an island, rather have an island,
rather have an island than a roundabout.
We are the lads from the Tilton
We’ll support you till the end of the day
We’re so happy following the Blues
And we love our number 9 super Jay
