TinaTractorExeter sung this for his Dad - maybe we could do the same? Skip to 2:56ish.
If we're doing one in honour of his dad, maybe we could do one in honour of his mum?
Been around the world and I I I
I can't find Tom Brady
He's been in the Roost and the George
Now he's gone away
And we've got Tony Mow-bu-ry
But he's Tom Brady
And I'm gonna find him
... and then, I dunno, replace the "woah-oh-oh" bit at the end with "Jay Stansfield"?
We've got super Jay Stansfield
He knows exactly what we need (Maybe we could shout GOALS! here)
Stansfield in attack
He's never coming back
He'll be playing in the Premier League
To the tune of Can We Fix It by Bob The Builder
JAY STANSFIELD
CAN HE SCORE IT
JAY STANSFIELD
YES HE CAN!
Staaanie
whoooa
Staaanie
Id walk a million miles
for one of your goals
my Staaanie
Jay Stansfield
Whooaaa
Jay Stansfield
Whoooaaa whooaaaa
He’s here all year on loan
Loves playing for our Tone
Bit anti-Plymouth but I'm sure Jay would like:
Stansfield is a bluenose
He hates the Plymouth fans
He always scores against them
They just can't understand
They disrespect his family
We just don't think it's right
We'll steal their f**king tractors
And we'll ride them through the night