SHA Small Heath Alliance

Falstaff

Worcester Blue

Don't leave me this way
I can't survive
i can't stay alive,
without your goals
oh Jay Don't leave me this way


Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Stanno!
My heart is full of love as you hit the net
Now com'on down St Andrews and make them sweat
You started this fire down in my soul
Now feck off Fulham and score our goals
Com'on, satisfy the need in me '
Cause with you upfront, we're going Premier League

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He’s Jam Master Jay, the big Blues blaster
He gets better cause he knows he has to
In ‘04 he’ll be a little faster
And only practise makes a real Blues master.

He scored against the Plymouth boys
Stansfield, Stansfield
He scored against the Stokey boys
Stansfield, Stansfield

He joined a Red, he'll leave a Blue
His shots will fecking fly past you
Super Jay Stansfield
Firing up the Blues

Jay,Jay, whenever you may be,
You score goals, under Mow-bu-ry,
And you’ll lead us all, like Oliver Tebily,
Sh#*ing on the Villa, with BC-FC.

Southy

Jay,Jay, whenever you may be,
You score goals, under Mow-bu-ry,
And you’ll lead us all, like Oliver Tebily,
Sh#*ing on the Villa, with BC-FC.

👏👏👏

Dolph

And after all, you’re my stansfieldd

This!

You are our Stansfield, our only Stansfield.
You make us happy when skies are grey.
You never notice how much we love you.
Please don't take our Stansfield away!

Repeat ad infinitum for effect....

To the tune of Strawberry Fields Forever:

Let’s all sing this song
Around St Andrew’s
He scores goals for Blues
And we’ll never lose
As long as he’s our number 9
Jay Stansfield forever!

Always read cracking songs-in-the-making on here but then seemingly always end up with generic ones in the stands.

Oh Siriki Dembele/Koji Miyoshi - So and so is a blue, he hates vile etc

Boring

To the tune of culture club

Stany stany stany stany stany stansfield
He scores some goals
He scores some goaallssss

Wholeheartedly agree fella…been thinking the
exact same thing!

Envision the Marlon King chant’s tune;

Jayyyy Stansfield, he scores stunners,
from Fulham to Blues on loan;
and if my wildest dreams come true,
He’ll make St Andrews home!
From 30 yards, or in the box;
But does it really matter?
‘Cause when Stanno boy is right up front
The net is getting battered!!!!

Repeat…

It’s a pity Alfie Chang’s not playing, we could sing the Smiths

Chang and JJ, Chang and JJ, Chang and JJ,
Chang and JJ,
Chang and JJ,
Chang and JJ,
Chang and JJ,
Chang and JJ, Chang and JJ, Chang and JJ,

Exeter sung this for his Dad - maybe we could do the same? Skip to 2:56ish.

StechyBlue, he's never seen you play, he's never seen you play, he's never seen you play.

Took my lad to his first game v Plymouth. Last minute Stansfield bullet.
So, factually incorrect, but carry on 😏.

Stay at Blues Jay
Itll be hard to take if you feck off back to Fulham
There’s not many more strikers in the sea

TinaTractor

Exeter sung this for his Dad - maybe we could do the same? Skip to 2:56ish.

Sing a song for Jay Stanno
We will never left you go
Take us to the premier league
Stay at Birmingham City

That's what we should sing.