MiFace, and chuckle when punters are telling it to come on up the home straight.
Stacey Solomon or Rylan
Both seem appropriate names
I dream of owning a boat and parking it somewhere warm all year round. I'm not going to go anywhere in it, just pose on it in the harbour and shout boaty type stuff to my wife. I'm going to call it Float Right On.
My horse would be called Jump Right On.